Monday, May 18, 2009

A Democracy Tale


The Teenager: "Can I go out Mom?"

Mom :"No dear, its raining."

The Teenager: "Dad, Can I borrow your car?

"Dad: "Nope, I won't be able to use it on my office daysif you get it thrashed on a weekend."

The Teenager: "Hey bro, Can I turn on the volume of the stereo?"

Brother: "Hey no, I have a test on Monday...you want me to fail?"

The Teenager: "Sis, Can I make the sandwiches today?"

Sister: "Of course not, I keep a very neat kitchen table and you will spoil it."

The Teenager: "Well, Why should I vote? "

The Family Replies:"Because its a democracy dear, everyone is entitled todo whatever they want. "

Monday is so BORING


Why is Monday soooo boring...It doesn't end soon ..and it brings a whole week with it.

Remembered a joke on it.

Prisoner: When are they punishing me for the crime?

Officer : You shall be hanged on Monday.

Prisoner: Can't you hang me on Friday instead?

Officer: Why? why not on Monday?

Prisoner: It sounds terrible to start my week like that.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Hollywood Movies that Inspired Our Movies

Thought of making a list of all movies in the Hindi film industry that have been inspired from Hollywood Flicks.Please don't hesitate to add your own in the listalso there are some movies which were inspired from a Hollywood movie(I have seen them) but I cannot recall the original's name.
So do keep updating my listHoping your favourite movie is not on the list.Movies inspired :: (there might be more than 1 movie inspired )
Point of No Return - Kartoos
It could happen to You - Bade Dilwala
Face Off -Aks
Blue streak - Chor machaye shor
The excorcist - Jaadu tona,1921
Dead Poet's Society - Mohabbatein
The Devil's Own - Baadal
Seven - Samay
A kiss before Dying - Baazigar
Patch Adams - Munnabhai MBBS
You've Got mail - Dil hi dil mein, Sirf Tum
Seven Brides for Seven Brothers - Satte Pe Satta
Cinderella Man - Tara Ram pump um, Aryan
Memento - Ghajini
Sleeping with the Enemy - Agnisakshi, Daraar, Yaarana
The Usual Suspects - Chocolate
Reservoir Dogs - Kaante
Jagged Edge - Kasoor
American Pie - Yeh kya ho raha hai
When harry met sally - Hum tum
My Sassy Girl - Ugly Aur Pagli
What Lies Beneath - Raaz
Kramer Vs Kramer -Akele Hum akele Tum
Sleepless in Seattle - Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
A Walk in the Clouds - Dhai Akshar Prem ke, Kunwara
The Godfather (Part1) - Aatank Hi aatank , Sarkar
Cellular - Speed
French Kiss- Pyaar toh hona hi tha
If Only - Rubaru
She Devil - Biwi No 1
The hand that rocks the cradle - Khalnayaka
Bruce Almighty - God Tussi Great Ho
The Bourne Identity - Tumko Na bhool payenge
Snatch - Fool and Final
The Rock - Qayamat
The Gift - Rakht
The Rundown - Naksha
Collateral - The Killer
Paycheck - Krish
All My Sons -Rang De Basanti
Indecent Proposal- Sauda,Karobar
Man on Fire - Ek Ajnabee
Nine Months- Salaam Namaste
I am Sam- Main aisa hi hoon
One flew over the Cuckoo's Nest - Kyun ki...
Harry Potter - Aabra Ka Dabra
The Fast and The Furious- Dhoom
Ocean's Eleven - Dhoom
Unfaithful - Murder
ET - Koi Mil gaya
Forest Gump - Koi Mil gaya
Father of the bride - Aisi bhi kya jaldi hai,Aapko pehle bhi kaheen dekha hai
Meet the Parents - Kehta hai Dil baar baar
I know what you did last summer - Kuch to hai
The Whole Nine Yards - Awara Pagal Deewana
Primal Fear - Deewangee
My Best Friends Wedding - Mere Yaar ki shaadi hai
The Twin Dragons - Judwaa
Child's Play - Paapi Gudiya
Unlawful Entry - Fareb
See no Evil, Hear no Evil - Hum hain kamaal ke
Meet John Doe - Main Aazaad hoon
Brewster's Millions - Maalamaal
Bichchoo - Leon
Hitch - Partner
Body Heat - Jism
Derailed - The Train
The Silence of the lambs - Sangharsh
West Side Story - Josh
There is something about Mary - Deewane Huye Pagal, Pyaar Ishaq Aur Mohabbat
Forget Paris - Chalte Chalte
Dinner De Cons [ Dinner Games French Movie ]-Bheja Fry
Twelve Angry Men - Ek ruka hua Faisla
Disclosure - Aitraaz
Fugitive - Criminal
Nick of Time - Badshaah
A Short Love Story - Ek Choti see Love Story
Return to Eden - Khoon Bhari Maang
The Hard Way - Main khiladi tu Anari
While You were sleeping - Har dil jo pyaar karega
The Wedding Singer - Kahin Pyaar Na Ho jaye
Consenting Adults - Ajnabee
Analyze this - Hum kisi se kamm nahi
State Of Grace - Footpath
What About Bob - Deewana Mastana
Mrs Doubtfire - Chachi 420
Eye For an Eye - Dushman
Anger Management - Mujhse Shaddi Karogee
Houseboat - Ek Ladka Ek Ladki
Philadelphia -My brother Nikhil, Phir Milenge
John Q -Tathastu
Hot Chic - Mr Ya Miss
The Miracle Worker - Black
Out of Time -Zeher
Cactus Flower - Maine Pyaar Kyun Kiya
Boeing Boeing - Garam Masala
Bonnie & Clyde -Bunty Aur Babli
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels - Phir Hera Pheri
Just Like Heaven - I See You
Changing Lanes - Taxi No 9211
A Bittersweet Life - Awarapan
Dot the I - Naqaab
Three Men & a Baby - Heyy Babyy
Green Street - Goal
The Good Earth - Mother India
The Sound Of Music - Parichay
The Seven Samurai - Khotte Sikke, Sholay, China Gate
A Few Good Men - Shaurya
The Eye - Naina
Streets of Fire - Tezaab
Scarface - Aatishbaaz
Mercury Rising - Champion
Charade - Chura Liya hai tumne
On the Waterfront - Ghulam
The Entity - Hawa
The Sting - Hera Pheri
The Others - Hum kaun Hain
Lipstick - Insaaf Ka Tarazu
Breaking Away - Jo Jeeta Wohi sikandar
The Reincarnation of Peter Proud - Karz (Rishi Kapoor)
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels - Khel
A Beautiful Mind - Madhoshi
Irma La Douce - Manoranjan
Whipped - Masti
The truth about Cats and Dogs - Mujhse dosti karoge
U Turn - Musafir
Class - Oops!
A Fish Called Wanda - Padmashree Laloo Prasad Yadav
High Heels Low Lifes - Paisa Vasool
Body Double - Pehla Nasha
Parent Trap - Pyaar ke Kabil, Do Kaliyan
The Desperate Hours - 36 Ghante
Some Like it Hot - Rafoo Chakkar
Laura - Rog
Frantic - Roja
X-Men - Rudraksh
Roxanne - Sajan
Dragonfly - Saaya
Taxi driver - Sadak
Picture Perfect - Tera jadoo chal gaya
The towering Info -The Burning Train
Summer of '42 - Tum
The Shining - Vaastu Shastra
The Apartment - Yes Boss
Marrie Poppins' - Thoda Pyaar Thoda Magic
Love Actually - Salaam-E-Ishq
Matchstick Men - Bluffmaster
Nine Queens(Argentinian) - Bluffmaster
Dan in Real Life - Sorry Bhai
Pretty Woman - Chori Chori Chupke Chupke
The Baby Maker - Chori Chori Chupke Chupke
Who is Cletis Tout? - Anthony Kaun Hai?
Old Boy(Korean Movie) - Zinda
Tarzan (the Wonder Car) - Christine
Liar Liar - Kyunke main jhooth nhi bolta
Cobra - akayla
Duel in the sun - Janbaaz
Once upon a Crime - 36 China Town


There may be many more.So will keep on updating.
Updated 30/03/2009

NEXT - Aa Dekhen Zara
Miracle - Chak De

Lots of hue and cry was made over Vijay Mallya's bidding for Mahatma Gandhi's stuff. The Government's spokesperson Ambika Soni saidthat they were in constant touch with Mallya and this is a government accomplishment.The very next day, an agitated Mallya told TOI that no one from the government ever spoke to him about the deal. That was a big slap on he spokesperson's face of course(though I am 100% sure she didn't care for it, politics makes you spineless).

So we have Gandhi's things in our country now. Great. Has the communal tension eased here? No. Is there any lessening of rapes and murders in the capital. No. Did any robbers surrender? No.Point is why are we equating a Great man and his thoughts to materialistic possessions.

Ironically, Gandhiji did not like to have materialistic comfort around him. He shunned that way of life.His need were simple and basic. With all that he just wanted us to believe in simplicity of living; of sharing responsibility; of loving our fellow men. Did bringing his possessions back to India did any of that?No it did not. Were Gandhi's possessions the reason for his thoughts?Of course not.

It is very fashionable to say today that Gandhi's non-violent theory failed and Bhagat Singh's Rebellious theory was better. If we think about it, I am sure most of the people reading this article never knewwhat the independence struggle was. Two centuries of enslavement is not funny.

At that time, it was a necessity to end the British rule. Every person did what he thought would be best. To compare their actions with each other is actually an insult to their spirit. They were working for a common goal. No wonder the goal was finally achieved, but not all were alive to see it.The point I simply want to make is, its great that Mallya bought Gandhi's things back. But making it a national accomplishment is not.

National Accomplishment will only be when we can proudly say that we preserved his teachings by implementing them. In fact, when we make a difference of not waiting to do all good someday but by simply doing something good everyday.