Height of marketing

Me at the Hospital Orthopaedic accessories counter.

Me:Mujhe flat feet ke liye shoe sole chahiye (showing him the sample). Milega aapke paas?
SalesMan: Haan ye toh mil jayega, shoe ke liye, saath hi sandal wala bhi hai.

Me: Sandal nhi pehenti main, bas shoes.
SM: chappals?
Me: Chappal bhi nhi pehenti, bas shoes.
SM: Ghar pe aap pehenti hongi?
Me: Nahi ghar pe barefoot rehti hun mein

SM: Ghar pe aapko pehenna chahiye, kitna time toh ghar pe hi rehta hai
Me( getting angrier now): Bhaiyya main offc mein rehti hun 5 din
SM : Magar offc mein chaliye aap bahut rheen 10 ghante, baaki time toh ghar pe hi.
Me: ( boiling more)Usmein 8 ghante sona hai, mushkil se 2 ghante chalna hai, so nahi chahiye.

He asks me to remove my shoes, place my foot on paper, draws my feet with a pen.
SM : Arre aapka sirf yahi problem nahi, ye dekhiye aap ke pair mein haddi nikal rhi hai, sling pehen lijiye thumb mein toh andar chali jayegee.

Me: Ye mera khandaani issue hai iska kuch nahi ho sakta.
SM: Arre main dikhata hun ( some sad looking brown hard bandage) isko bas  sote samay pehen lijiye...
Me: din bhar kaam karun, aur sukoon se soun bhi naa?
SM: Arre pata thodi chalega , kuch saal pehenne se andar chali jayegee..

( Ok...now he totally asked for it)
Me: Kuch saal? Bhaiyya 36 years ki hun main, 4 saal mein 40 ki hojaoongi- ab ye sab pehene se haddi andar nahi jayegee- bas pair ko jis takleef se bacha sakti hun woh kar sakti hun, 20 saal ki umar se pehenti toh haddi andar jaati; itni umar mein sab haddiyaan form ho chukti hain, ye pehenne se theek nhi hoti ..OK?

SM: ok......
raseed deta hun phir sole ka.

(Finally...phew....but he had asked for it..rite?)